10 Most Common Lies Men Tell (Men's Favourite Lie)

 

I Would Never Lie To You

To me i think this is Men's favourite lie and the Most Common Lie men tell.Simply put, everyone lies for good reasons, bad reasons and everything else in between. Make sure that you can differentiate the little white lies from the big lies; furthermore, make sure that the lie he is telling is to benefit you in some way. If he can lie about what he ate that day, who that private call was from or even the type of food he likes, then he will not hesitate to lie about the huge things like getting a girl pregnant, living a double life or even his parents not liking you.

No Way, I Don’t Watch P**n

Let’s just get this out of the way, everyone has watched p**n at some point in their life; a curious teenager, a lonely man, a bored girl, the kinky couple, there seems to be p**n for someone in every walk of life. If you believe your man when he says that p**n is not something he is into, think again. What do you think he does when you are not available or just not giving it up? In fact, some guys just like their alone time, they do not always want to put the effort into having sex when they can relieve themselves quickly and move on with their day.

I Want To Take Things Slow

In other words; I am not ready to commit to you, however, I do want to keep you in my back pocket for those times when I come home late, did not score and I need some loving or when I need a date for an event that would be awkward to show up to without a date. Taking things slow for a guy usually means that he will grace you with the number one girl title but he is slightly leaving the door open in case he finds someone that he considers an acceptable upgrade. He only wants to take things slow with you because he is unsure if he really likes you.

You’re So Funny

You are not really that funny but to him you are the funniest person in the world because you mean so much to him. One of the reasons he choose you was because he liked your personality and he enjoys watching you laugh at things that he maybe never realized were funny until you came into his life.

I Didn’t Call Cause I’ve Been Busy

If someone is into you they will call you whatever chance they get, they want to talk to you; they want to be around you and share how their day went. So when an excuse like “I was so busy” or “I lost track of time” comes up, it seems like a cop out. Being busy has never kept someone from talking to the person they love. If he never has time for you then he probably does not care as much as you think. Guys who disappear and reappear when it is convenient for them are showing signs of non-commitment and trust; run.

I Don’t Know Why She Is Texting Me

Obviously he gave this desperate girl his number because how else would she have the number? And he obviously did not tell her that he is in a relationship because why else would she feel so comfortable texting him at any hour of the day and showing her adoration through text? This girl will keep texting him because he keeps texting her; it is as simple as that. If he keeps lying about it then chances are he is cheating on you or attempting to cheat on you.

You’re A Great Cook

Come one girls, you and I both know that you want your boyfriend to believe that your cooking is the best thing he has tasted since his mother’s; but you always seem to put yourself in a position that makes him want to lie to your flour covered face. Cooking is not everyone’s specialty and the sooner you admit it the better it will be for him because he will not feel as though he has to tell you that you are a great cook when the both of you know that you straight up suck.

No You Don’t Look Fat

Stop asking questions that you do not want the real answers to. Of course your man is not going to say you look fat unless he is a complete jerk and likes to put you down, in which case please run. To be honest most of the women that ask that question do not have an ounce of body fat on them but they could be wearing something that is not flattering to their stomach area or their butt, and instead of making you feel bad he opts for the lie. When you think about it he is actually trying to protect your self esteem, so maybe accept this lie for what it is. At the end of the day, as long as he thinks you look good, no one else’s comments matter.

I Only Have Eyes For You

LIES!!!! Ladies let’s be clear, guys have wandering eyes; hell, even most girls have wandering eyes. It is not a crime to look, and it even has several names to describe the act, one of which is “rubbernecking” where they look but don’t “look”. Even though he takes the time to look at other women it does not mean that he is any less interested in you; it means that he just noticed something good about another girl. If you are in a relationship with a guy who looks and then compares you to the girl he just scoped out, well, that is when you should be worried.

“Honey, you’re the best.”

One of the most lied-about subjects has to be sex. Perhaps that’s because it’s the area where we are most vulnerable. Here again men are likely to lie.
In the first rush of romance it makes sense for a man to engage in exaggerated praise of a woman’s beauty and sexuality. But “you’re the best” lies can paralyze a relationship.